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Friday, August 1, 2008

Just Caww-medy Take 2

Dear Peeps,
Decided to give this comedy thing another shot. Wish me luck.


Tropic Thunder

For active and former members of military.

August 12New York, NY


Artie Lange and Gary Dell'Abate from The Howard Stern Show will be present.

Washington DC

Pineapple Express

The Examiner invites you and a guest to a special advance screening of Pi Ex.

Email the Examiner

with Subject line : PINEAPPLE EXPRESS to enter to win a complimentary screening pass.

Contest ends at 5PM on Friday Aug 1.

Pass admits 2 to an advance screening at a Washington Area theater



Tuesday, August 5th • 7:30 PM

AMC Cocowalk

3015 Grand Ave. • Coconut Grove, FL

Please RSVP to

by Friday, August 1 at 6:00 PM


Thursday, August 14th • 7:30 PMMUVICO Parisian

545 Hibiscus Street • West Palm Beach, FL

Please RSVP to

by Monday, August 11 at 6:00 PM

Atlanta, GA
Hell Ride
August 5th

Next Tuesday, August 5th, Atlanta Music Guide will be hosting another movie screening! If you were at The Rocker screening a few weeks ago, then you know how fun it was! Don't miss out on HELL RIDE, the latest movie produced by Quentin Tarantino!

Bands, Bikes, Burlesque, Corndogs, and Movies! What else can you ask for? The movie comes out on August 8th, but we have your passes to see it a few days early at Starlight Drive-In!

Also, you can stay after and catch a double-bill of Wanted and Hellboy II for FREE! The event starts at 7:30 and Hell Ride will begin at 9:30. You MUST get there early to get in! The line for The Rocker was insane! The Hot Rods, Thee Crucials and The Luchagors are scheduled to play, so make sure to get there in time to see them! (Especially The Hot Rods- they are an Atlanta Music Guide favorite!)

All you have to do to WIN a pair of passes is add Atlanta Music Guide's Myspace Page to your friends list on Myspace. Then- send an email to and let us know you added us. Please title your email "Hell Ride"! We will send you a reply with your pass to print out. It's as simple as that!


Beer For My Horses

New York City


Presented in Blu-ray high definition

Saturday, August 2nd at 2 p.m.

Sony's HD Theater

Sony Wonder Technology 56th at Madison Ave

Manhattan - NYC

RSVP 212.833.7858


Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2


American Cinematheque’s 8th Annual Festival of Fantasy, Horror and Science Fiction

Euro Horror Triple Featureat the Egyptian Theatre

Saturday, August 2 – 7:30 p.m.


"Alien" / "Aliens" Double Feature

at the Egyptian Theatre

Thursday, August 21 – 7:30 p.m.

With "ALIEN" and "ALIENS"
To win passes (and you can enter both), send an email with your nameand which screening you want to attend to:

Random drawing will decide winners, who will be notified via email.

For more on the festival, check out


Atlanta (8/13) - Charlotte (8/14) - Raleigh (8/14)


Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2

Queens NY


Washington DC

Bottle Shock

The Examiner invites you and a guest to a special advance screening of Bottle Shock.

Email the Examiner

to enter to win a complimentary screening pass.


Swing Vote
Tropic Thunder
The Perfect Game
The Mummy
Pineapple Express
The Rocker




Current UFP Subscribers



In the email, include your NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and UFP IDIn the subject line, write the words HELLRIDE in DCI


Copy and paste this link into your browser

Sign up, it takes 2-3 minutes.


Winners will receive their passes in the mail.


IN THEATERS August 8, 2008

Distributed by: Third Rail Releasing (The Weinstein Company)

Directed by: Larry Bishop

Written by: Larry Bishop

Starring: Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, David Carradine, Eric Balfour, Julia Jones, Michael Beach, Leonor Varela, Francesco Quinn, Alison McAtee

Rated R by the MPAA for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use

THE STORY:"Hell Ride" is a raucous throwback to the days of the Sergio Leone spaghetti western, with a heaping helping of testosterone-fueled chopper action thrown into the mix. Writer/director Larry Bishop takes on a third role as Pistolero, head honcho of the Victors, a group of badass bikers who are out to avenge the murder of one of their members at the hands of the 666ers, a rival gang whose actions live up to their hellish moniker. Along with his cohorts, the Gent (deviously portrayed by Michael Madsen) and the mysterious Comanche (Eric Balfour), Pistolero aims to take down the Deuce and Billy Wings, menacing leaders of the 666ers, but a mutiny looms on the horizon when his commitment to profit is questioned by a few of his fellow Victors.

An even larger story unravels when previously unknown information about Comanche resurrects ghosts from Pistolero's past.

Although there is enough sex, violence, and all-out machismo to keep grind-house fans firmly plastered to their seats, Bishop's take on the genre strays far from exploitation as he weaves a twisting, multilayered tale of revenge, loyalty, and brotherhood that is brought to life by a superb ensemble cast, with memorable performances by Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, and David Carradine. In the words of Comanche, "The road to hell is paved with anything but good intentions."


1. This email is not a pass, you must enter to win.

2. Arrive Early - Seating is first come, first served.


San Francisco, CA

Hell Ride

Monday, August 4

For your chance to win a screening pass for two, e-mail your name, date of birth, and daytime phone number to:



Magazine subscriptions can produce stacks of unreads so mountainous, you'll consider buying cats and hording unopened mail just to round out the shut-in mosaic. Instead of getting a storage unit, get Mygazines.
MG's a user-uploaded storehouse that lets you read, archive, and mash together back-issue and hot-off-the-presses mags, all completely free -- even cheaper than the Bazooka Joe you give bums to run interference for your library periodical heists.

Just pick one of their 1000s of titles, or search by article type (e.g., automotive; electronics & audio; news, business & money; sports), select your desired issue, and use MG's slick browser to preview all pages/jump around by article name, flip through, and zoom (handy once you've destroyed your eyes by reading Harper's articles via LCD).

You can then save articles to Favorites, social bookmark them, or easily email 'em to buddies; and as MG's constantly filling out thanks to user submissions, you can set up notifications for when your title, keyword, or date range shows up in the archives -- so you won't have to wait a single extra minute to see what's up with the 1978 Datsun 280ZX.

Finally, MG lets you snip articles/pages and compile them into your own custom "Mygazine", akin to ripping the pages out of mags and creating one super-tome -- because if you start accumulating stacks of virtual mags, you won't have any space left for all your LOLCats.
This site's probably on shaky legal grounds, so enjoy it while you can at

TripAdvisor Travel Bag

Register at

then click on

and enter your info

Serious Weekend To-Do (Miami)

Rock the Bells

What: Nas, Mos Def, Method Man, Ghostface, and the like hit Miami for the hip-hop fest.

Why: Be for whom the bell tolls.

When: Sat., noon-midnight.

Where: Bayfront Park Amphitheatre, 301 Biscayne Blvd. Tickets online at

Stephen King's "N"

Watch it here

Downy Total Care

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1-Year Sub To Fast Company Mag


Get Free Cash for Your Old Cell Phone from allows you to send in your old cell phone at no cost to you. In return, the service sends you money back, depending on the quality, accessories, and demand of the phone you send. It also gives you the option of pocketing the the $$... OR...donating the money to a charity.

The Details

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WalMart Kids Lunchbox Events Smucker's, SunnyD, and Del Monte Fruit Chillers Samples

Health Exam For Woofie & Whiskers

for locations
Free Initial Health Exam for new clients. During Business hours call 1-866-825-8416 and they will send you a coupon out for your visit. Coupon good for up to 2 pets per household. Coupon Redeemable at any general practice VCA Animal Hospital. Go to to see locations. Over 450 clinics nationwide. Not valid for mailing in New Mexico - Residents there can however go to fill out a form and recieve an instant coupon.

Meow Mix Wholesome Goodness

The Saga Continues...
Starbucks - Free Vivanno on July 29, Aug 5, Aug 12, from 2-4pm"Bring in your registered Starbucks card or gym membership card on Tuesdays, July 29, August 5 & 12, from 2-4pm at participating locations and receive a complimentary 16 fl oz Vivanno nourishing blend."Small print summary:

Only good on 8/5, 8/12 b/t 2-4pm in AL, AR, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MN, MO, NC, ND, NE, OH, SC,SD, TN, and Wi

1 per customer

Craftsman Tools Cap from Sears

Go to the link and sign up for email if you are an existing Craftsman Club Member or just enroll if you are not.

On the next screen when it asks you for "Promotional Password from Catalog Cover" enter: COOLTOOLS.

This offer expires 09/30/08.

Nivea For Men Shaving Cream (Back Again)

Like, Totally Tubular (Atlanta)
Tap ’80s Party

What: A cover band, costume contest, and free apps like fried pickles and pineapple with chili salt.

Why: Break out the big hair & skinny ties

When: Fri., 5 p.m.Where: 1180 Peachtree St., Midtown (404-347-2220)

1-Year Sub To INC Mag

Ringtonica Monitor Wipes

Set of 6" Wood Rulers (Teachers)


Key Largo Food & Wine Festival

What: A weeklong event filled with vino tastings, cooking demonstrations, seafood, and sunsets.

Why: Keep it low-key.

When: Fri.-Aug. 9.

Where: See schedule for locations.

Stylish Travel Cosmetic Bag

and print out the homepage and send to Shape along with your name and adderss to recieve a stylish travel cosmetic bag to carry all your beauty essentials while on-the-go.

Send to Shape Magazine, c/o Neutrogena Offer

P.O. Box 1919-Murray Hill Station

New York, NY 10056
(From Shape Mag pg.25)

$200 Study Detroit Area Women

We are conducting an online survey for women living within a 30 mile radius of Detroit, Michigan. The study will begin on Wednesday, August 20th and end on Tuesday, August 26th and will pay $200 for your time. If you are interested in participating please fill out the questions below and respond to my e-mail.

You may also feel free to forward this to anyone who you think might be interested in participating. Thank you!Name:Best # to reach you at:


Ethnic Background:

Marital Status:

Employment Status:

How would you rate your overall computer skills on a scale from 1-10:

Do you have a digital camera?

Do you have an ipod?

Do you have a DVD Player?

Do you have highspeed internet?

Thanks again! I will get back to everyone as soon as possible!


46 oz Bottle of V8 Fusion

Text "Fusion" to 467467

V8 v-Fusion juice is back in stock along with our apologies. We want to make it up to you. Grab your cell phone and TEXT the word FUSION to 467467 for your FREE 46 oz. bottle*.

*Limited to the first 10,000 text messages received. Promotion ends 8/15/08. Standard messaging rates apply.

Allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. Offers will not be fulfilled outside of the U.S.

Star Wars Clone Wars Sample Pack

Fill out your zip code it will give you a printable coupon to your nearest Toys R Us for a FREE Star Wars Clone Wars Sample Pack (*No Purchase Neccessary)

*Coupon Valid Starting July 26th While Supplies Last

Pampers Potty Training Kit

Nivea Get A Rockin' Gift Girls & Guys

1-Year Sub To SPIN Mag


My Home Ideas Idea House Giveaway

One (1) Grand Prize Winner shall win the Grand Prize consisting of the Idea House at WindMark Beach, Florida, featured on the Website, plus interior furnishings, artwork, and d├ęcor.

The appraised Fair Market Value ("FMV") of the house is approximately $941,000.00 (includes structure, lot, and landscaping) as of July 1, 2008. Other merchandise included with the Idea House consist of: (i) furnishings, artwork and decor selected by SPC Digital (Estimated Retail Value "ERV": $54,000.00); and (ii) design services to the winner (ERV $5,000). Total ERV of all Prizes in this Sweepstakes is $1,000,000.00 One entry per person per day

US residents age 21+